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Early Morning Humor

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I am learning Piano. Aai attends my lessons with me so she can help me play at home. This morning at breakfast Aai was reciting the notes. I was not interested. Aai went on humming the notes to ‘Jingle Bell’. Dad commented – Looks like Aai loves the piano more than Arnav!
I was so upset. I ran off to a corner with my hurt face. That
means – Aai you do not love ME?!
Dad started rolling with laughter – and you know how infectious that can be. But I still do not get it – do you? How can Aai love ‘anything’ more than ME?

Strawberries II

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I had a dream yesterday. There was a big tree. Like the giant beanstalk. The mouse was climbing up the tree. The bear was climbing up the tree. The mouse saw the bear. The mouse hidded (hid) behind a super big strawberry. The bear wanted the strawberry. The bear taked (took) the strawberry. The mouse wanted the strawberry too. The mouse fighted (fought) the bear. He pushed. The bear fell down. The mouse took the strawberry and ran. He ran faster than the skytrain and went away. The bear went back to his house behind the giant tree.

My Mom got strawberries for me today – finally! They were delicious. May be I will stop dreaming about them now.

Not Lost in Translation – 01

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Cengisfitingvitaman
Arnav Aman Ben
Vi fitid vit KENG*

Can you decode this super-code?
Award – More decodes – May be even one a day if not more!
Hint 1 – Aman, Arnav, Ben and Keng are all friends.
Hint 2 – I am just beginning to form words and write.
Hint 3 – All the words are ‘Phonetically Probable’ as my teacher explained to my mom.

*I wrote this all by myself on the computer. Mom was not even there. So technically it is my first ever real blog – yeahhh!!! Mom thinks it should have been on a nicer topic. Whatever Mom!

My Stories

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Magic Fairy
One day there was a magic fairy. She was sitting on a magic horse.
The magic fairy went to the beach. She started to fly. The horse started to fly too. They both flied (flew) all the way to the other side of the sea. The other side of the horizon. There they met a camel. The camel was a magic camel too.
The camel came to the magic fairy and gave her a birthday gift. It was the magic fairy’s birthday. He gave her 200 necklaces and ear rings and dresses. They all flew away. They went up to the sky where all the fairies live.
Happy Birthday Magic Fairy.

I told my Mom that I will give her 100 stars for her birthday when I grow up. Mom said – Awww!
Strawberries
I love strawberries. Strawberries grow in winter. I am waiting for winter. Why is it not winter? It is January. I really want to eat strawberries.
I know. There is a big fire in a chimney. Dad says it is called a ‘Flare’. It is really big. I can see it from our house. It is 30 – 40 – 100million feet tall. Taller than a giant monster. I think the fire is making it hot like summer. All the snow is melting before it can come here. I think may be that is why there are no strawberries. The winter is not coming because of the fire.
I miss strawberries. May be if there are strawberries in a shop far far away my Mom can get 1000 strawberries and I will eat all of them – ‘ghapa ghap’*.
*’Ghapa Ghap’ is just my way of saying I will eat them up really really quickly.

No More Dinos
I went to the zoo. The zoo had a lot of dinosaurs. I killed all the dinosaurs. I used my hands to kill all the dinosaurs. No guns. No bombs. I am super strong because I drink milk in the morning. I have lots of protein and calcium. Now there are no more dinosaurs. Only bones.
My friend Timeo asked my Mom if I really fighted (fought) the dinosaurs. My Mom said it is in my imgination. No. It is real. Really.